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<title>Two days in the life.......</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Time 06:00 gmt +1 time since leaving home : 1 hr It starts badly. I take the 6.05 train from Rennes to Paris CDG. It’s 5.55am. I just drove from home. Didn’t stop for coffee. Those of you aquainted with...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><strong>Time 06:00 gmt +1</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home : 1 hr</em><br />
It starts badly. I take the 6.05 train from Rennes to Paris CDG. It’s 5.55am. I just drove from home. Didn’t stop for coffee. Those of you aquainted with country living will like that one. Arrived at La Gare. Bought my ticket. Bugger me, it’s expensive. One way. Last minute. Make a valued decision to go in 2nd classe. I probably belong there. Mercifully 2nd class is empty. Not a person in my coach, which is quite lucky as I have a free seat assignment. <br />
No one else.  <br />
46 seats.  <br />
All to myself.  <br />
I stow my things and doze off. Keira Knightley nuzzles up to me. Audrey Tautou is on my lap. A choir of angels provides the soundtrack.<br />
zzzz<br />
<em>"Pardon, C'est mon siege.."</em><br />
<em>Well of course it would be, arse face</em>, I think while, moving all my things to an adjacent seat and saying <em>‘Oh, Pardon, Pardon’</em>. <br />
6am, no coffee and 45 free seats and I have this complete git moving me after I was getting nuzzled. In the new world order that I’m starting to plan, <em>starting</em> to plan I must stress, since deciding to entertain folks in far off places for the price of a train ticket, people like this, won’t be eliminated, just forced to take trains with likeminded assholes so that the rest of us can safely get on public transport without having to commit a mortal sin. On the other hand, Harry Lime had a point.<br />
What ever</p>

<p><strong>Time 09:30 gmt +1</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home : 4 hrs 30mins</em><br />
I arrive at CDG at 9am for a 4.50pm flight to New York and then on to Lima at about 11pm local time. As must seem evident I’m a tad early. No other train could have got me to the airport on time. But that’s cool, I can go into Paris for the afternoon. <br />
Or Not.<br />
I thought there as a chance of an earlier flight but sadly (strangely) there wasn’t one. But they did seem rather happy to check me in so early and I watched my bags disappear down the ramp as they seem to do from time to time in this weblog. Um, OK, they’re checked to NYC. As events unfold, slowly throughout the day, the chances of them arriving anywhere where I need them (and trust me, after a day or two I need them..) become remote and the chances of them being sold from the back of a truck in Belleville seem more likely.<br />
So they checked me in. <br />
Later. Much, <em>much</em> fucking later, I was told that they should have told me of a delay but they didn’t because they were all high on crack, or fucked up from the excess of the night before or just retarded. Whichever way, they all worked for AMERICAN AIRLINES.<br />
Take note Luis. There’s a theme here. FYI Luis, the young gentleman from Lima who arranged my flight, knowing that when life is beautiful I have nothing to write about, booked me on this route. I guess he knew that I wouldn’t be able to deal with the banality of a direct flight which gets there on time, with luggage arriving intact or, hey, maybe even a fee upgrade. . One thing is for certain though. The conquistadors probably didn’t use American Airlines when they defeated the Incas. They’d have been late.</p>

<p><strong>Time 17:00 gmt +1</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 12 hrs</em><br />
Apparently the flight is delayed. I’m at the gate, have been since the afternoon. <em>Nada. Rien. Personne</em>.<br />
On the TV monitor it has said ‘delayed’ for the last few hours but there is no agent at the gate. At about 8pm an agent comes and when I suggest that I may have a problem catching my connection out of NYC tonight, I’m answered with, ‘<em>Well you were told at check in sir.’</em> <em>‘Was I shite’</em>, I duly reply, realizing that this would not improve my chances of getting anywhere tonight. Apparently because I’d checked in early they hadn’t told me, nor given me the vouchers for a free lunch and dinner as they had everyone else. Anyway, the flight was to be about 5 hrs late because of ‘weather’. There was me thinking that planes flew in weather every day, but apparently not this kind. </p>

<p><strong>Time 21:30 gmt +1</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 17 hrs 30mins</em><br />
Hey, we’re being boarded. The weather must be the right kind of weather now. It’s dark, though. The flight will now get me to JFK at midnight local time but, not to worry as an agent will meet me at the plane and give me hotel, food and transportation vouchers. I’ll have missed my connection to Lima but have been re-routed through Miami tomorrow. It’s a long flight. I sleep a little. Sleeping on the train was more fun. I don’t want to hear choirs of angels up here, thank you.</p>

<p><strong>Time 01:30 est</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 25hrs 30mins.</em><br />
I arrive at JFK, Terminal 4. It takes forever to clear immigration. I don't even want to as I'm in transit but I have to go through with it all the same.<br />
<em>“Excuse me, where can I find the American Airlines agent?<br />
Ah, there’s not one, um, OK. In that case, where can I find anyone who can help me?<br />
Terminal 8, OK, yes, Take the skytrain, yup OK<br />
I’m sorry, what did you say? It sounded like you said the terminal is closed until 3am. <br />
Ah, OK, so I have to wait then… right, right, um OK.”</em><br />
That’s the trouble with those small regional airports, huh?</p>

<p><strong>Time 03.01 est</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 27hrs 01min</em><br />
So those nice people at American Airlines give me a voucher for a hotel and tell me where I can jump on the shuttle bus. Of course the shuttle bus service starts at 4am. It’s really cold now. I'm starting to feel really unwell.I keep thinking of words that my friend Mark said to me in Italy a couple of weeks ago. “Allow it to be different."</p>

<p><strong>Time 04.15 est</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 28hrs 15mins.</em><br />
I arrive at hotel and ask for a wake up call for 8am. Go to bed. </p>

<p><strong>Time 09.15 est</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 33hrs </em><br />
Wake up, shower, feel much better, drink coffee, go back to terminal 8, check my bag and am given a $5 voucher for food. I buy 4 espressos, line them up and knock them dead. Life is beautiful once more. That’s what I was thinking as I worked out that I wasn’t even half way to my destination yet. I "allowed it to be different."</p>

<p><strong>Time 11.40 est</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 35hrs 40mins</em><br />
Take off on another American Airlines, to Miami his time. I work out that American are the only airline capable of making Air Canada look good. I arrive in Miami, looking forward to a quick lunch only to find myself taking the next flight from the same satellite and therfore, without leaving the terminal and waiting for god knows how long in line at security to come in again once more, I’m given the choice of starbucks or pizza hut for lunch. I pass. I read every magazine at the news stand, play all my favourite mental games, you know like, <em>‘what’s his name and profession?’</em> and <em>‘what does she look like naked?’</em> and the like. I’m bored, my laptop battery is low and I want to keep a little for the plane. The plane arrives. Once more I get on board. Oh Joy.</p>

<p><strong>Time 17.50 est</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 39hrs 10mins</em><br />
<em>‘American Airlines are sorry to announce…..’ </em>well you know the rest, really, don’t you? Delayed an hour and a half. Apparently the plane is overweight. Some people may have to get off. I feel a couple of hundred eyes staring at me, which seemed to say, "if he get's off no one else will have to". I ain't budgin'. We eventually take off at 7.30pm It’s a 6hr flight so I sleep a bit, arrive in Lima at midnight local time then am horrified to see maybe 600 passengers in line before me for immigration, with only 6 of a possible 16 agents working. Get's more and more like France here every day. I wait in line an hour and a half. Welcome to Peru. I’m met by Guillermo, who I remember from last time, go to the hotel, only to find the restaurant closed and sit quietly writing this little <em>aide memoire</em>.</p>

<p><strong>Time 2am gmt-5</strong><br />
<em>time since leaving home: 49hrs 10mins</em><br />
Going to bed now. Many negative thoughts running around my head. Perhaps a little moment of doubt on my part but, hey, it’s OK, I’ll allow it to be different.<br />
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<title>Down Mexico Way...</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Hola Amigos. OK, where did I leave you? Oh, yes I was in Mexico City with a strangely familiar absence of my luggage, no pants or toothbrush, and a healthy dose of the flu, which had been lingering since Italy....</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>Hola Amigos. OK, where did I leave you? Oh, yes I was in Mexico City with a strangely familiar absence of my luggage, no pants or toothbrush, and a healthy dose of the flu, which had been lingering since Italy. The problem is, <em>for these other small calamities have become the norm</em>, is that Mexico City is about 2500m above sea level and the small parts of my lungs which are still functioning after having the flu, are just about to give up. I feel miserable but so excited to be in there for the first time.<br />
I’m here to play a show as part of FICCO (Festival Internacional de Cine Contemporáneo a la ciudad de México) and also to see <strong>3:19</strong>, the movie that I’ve been involved in scoring recently. I had just arrived after a 12hr flight from Paris stuck, as is my habit, in between a rather large gentlemen at each side, a woman with a broken seat in front (stuck in recline) and several loud and irritating media types overusing the French version of the term <em>‘daaahhhling’ </em>and <em>‘luvvie’</em>. My guess is that they’re on their way to FICCO as well. Whatever.  After 2 hours at immigration I was met by someone from the festival who gave me a lift to my friend Dany’s place in Tecamachalco where I met his friend Jorge who I’d be staying with. Jorge’s grandmother was out of town and we had her house at our disposal, which after the indignities of my recent trip to Italy, seemed surreal. Surreal developed into plain bizarre when I realized that grandma’s maid was still there and seemed really happy to feed me and, at every opportunity walk into my bedroom while I was in a state of undress. Tecamachalco, indecently, seemed like many parts of California that I’ve been to except it’s a little cleaner and people drive to kill. </p>

<p>First let’s cover the real underlying reason for my visit, the first hand experience of Mexican Cuisine. The first night I arrived, after travelling for 16hrs, my friends took me to a local taco stand called <em>El Farolito</em>. I couldn’t have been happier than a pig rolling about in its own shite. The next morning, way too early if you asked me, my FICCO <em>‘volunteer’</em> arrived. I didn’t know what a FICCO <em>‘volunteer’</em> was; in fact I hadn’t a clue as I’ve recently taken to only reading things I have been given with view to remembering the things that it may be necessary to remember in future.<br />
<em>Like a long time from now.</em><br />
Quite clearly this doesn’t work so well as I can never work out what may be important, however there is only so much room in my head and most of it is filled with useless facts from National Geographic magazine and other such non vital bollocks, how to name old bits of musical equipment and how to get to the dressing room in at a show I did in 1983 in Hannover. Other things, like people’s names, hotel room numbers and which order to put my clothes on in the morning, I have to write down. <br />
It’s a coping skill, before you ask.<br />
Anyway, as I was saying, my FICCO volunteer turned out to be an ususpecting young lady called Haydee. She quickly took control and gave my life some structure and ensured that I was in the right place at the right time, which as far as I could work out, was one rather shabby interview in 5 days. Apart from the fact that she drove her car like an insane person we enjoyed a steady flow of really good lunch spots and conversation.<br />
The first was, well naturally, <em>El Farolito</em> but a different one, this time in the Condesa district, which had more of a small town vibe to it that part of a city of 30 million. I liked it. I would have been able to order from the menu with a certain panache, as I’d eaten the same food only the night before, but was happy to let Haydee chose for me. The best way to discover something new, I guessed. Over the next few days I certainly discovered a few more Mexican delights, including one which would have Mitsuo Tate roll in his grave, <em>well, if he were dead at least,</em> namely Mexican Sushi at <em>Sushi Ito</em> in Polanko. Now before you say wtf?, hear me out. Always hear a fat person out when it comes to food. … … It’s a really good fusion, I have to say, the fish wasn’t outstanding but the treatment with chipotle and habanera was unforgettable. I visited another <em>Sushi Ito</em> in Alta Vista a few days later and it didn’t disappoint. No sir. Apart from that, the other high point, from a culinary point of view was hanging out at Coyoacán on a Saturday and visiting the food market there. Um, the closest experience I can compare to the food market is eating at Djemaa el Fna in Marrakech, after the sun goes down. It was lots of home cooking, lots of grease and lots of happy looking folks. The real deal.  Didn’t manage the <em>tamales</em> or <em>flautas</em>, but made up with excessive amounts of <em>gorditas</em> and  <em>quesadillas</em>. I have yet to learn the Spanish word for my new fave, but it is fried pork skin in tomato if anyone can give me a name. Or a European supplier, come to think of it.</p>

<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="me in Mexico" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/rgFICCO.jpg"/></span>

<p>The concert I was invited to play at a museum, the Museo de la Ciudad de Mexico, was near the big square at Zócalo in the Centro Historico. The fact that I had been asked to play in a museum hadn’t gone unnoticed, as I couldn’t help but think that a museum is where one puts old things. I had to process that thought a little, bounce it around and turn it into ‘precious things’. <br />
Now, I’ll go a bit into uncharted territory here as I try to tell you about the show. <br />
First of all, the people who met me and helped me set up were fantastic. The venue itself was a beautiful choice and absolutely perfect for presenting Lumiere. The way that the venue had been set out with chairs and carpets for people to lie on was just right. The sound seemed pretty good and the atmosphere was intimate, even though it was quite a large space. <em>Um</em>, OK this is how it reads when I like something, just in case you’re confused. As I said, uncharted territory. So with all of those things in my favour, I felt that my equipment would blow up or my fingers would fall off but, no, I really enjoyed the performance, felt relaxed, especially by the audience being close and, by the look of things, very comfortable. It was, I remember thinking, as good a performance of Lumiere as I have even given. For me, it's very rare that the planets line up and allow me the right condition but this concert showed me that it can happen, especially if the people arranging the event read the stuff I send them about how to present it beforehand.</p>

<p>As for the film festival, well seeing <strong>3:19</strong> on a large screen and watching people react to it was a marvelous experience only marred by the lack of profile that the film was given. I was invited to a big glitzy end of festival party but it was kinda plasticky and I didn't care for it much. But of course, as I couldn't have imagined, FICCO had ambitions which went way beyond the nurturing of independent cinema, using sponsors like pepsi and cinemex to propel their little festival into the realms of Hollywood and judging from the closing ceremony this was a big mistake as it was quite simply the most tacky event that I’ve ever had the need to attend. And remember, I’ve lived in London <em>and </em>attended Sundance. Simply, the bullshit seems the same no matter what branch of the arts that you explore with any vigour. Not that I explore with vigour, I just attend, but the odour is unmistakable It’s a shame really, as most of the people from the festival were really cool, but I guess that the lower echelon soldiers didn’t have to suck Pepsi dick as much. It goes saying that <strong>3:19</strong> didn’t get a mention but it did receive a lot of praise from the more independent element, and critics seemed happy with it. My favourite interview, of course, was during a FICCO press conference when someone asked me if I could play any musical instruments. No, I said, as everyone smiled and quietly agreed with me.<br />
One thing also that I enjoyed, apart from the happy experience of surviving Haydee's driving, was being able to spend a little time with the friends and colleagues that I've made in Mexico since becoming involved in that movie. It's nice to put faces to those who's work I've seen but who's names, up until now, were just movie credits. <br />
I'm hooked. I'll be sitting by the phone waiting for another opportunity to go back. I'll be taking an oxygen bottle with me next time though.<br />
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<title>The Italian Job</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Day 1 I’m on tour in Italy. I arrived yesterday in Catania. I’ve never been to Sicily before so it’s fun just to look around and enjoy being somewhere else. Catania is surprisingly close to Mount Etna. The Italians, apparently...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><strong>Day 1</strong><br />
I’m on tour in Italy. I arrived yesterday in <strong>Catania</strong>. I’ve never been to Sicily before so it’s fun just to look around and enjoy being somewhere else. Catania is surprisingly close to Mount Etna. The Italians, apparently lacking good judgment in such matters, seem to have chosen really odd places for some of their cities, Naples and Venice for example. <em>Um</em>, Pompeii comes to mind as well. Anyway, I’m going to be here for the next 10 days so I thought I’d write a little about it to illustrate the glamourous life I live and the torment I go through just to bring some fine tunes to some folks in Italy, well at least the folks who have the good taste to actually come along to one of my shows.  I, <em>sort of</em>, suspect that won’t be many on this trip, but then, no one who knows me would exactly describe me as an optimist. I kinda think of myself as an optimist with experience, however that’s not the same. I'm lodged in a funky B&B called BAD and eat real good food at a restaurant called, well something vaguely commie sounding, can’t remember.  Pee in the street on the way back to the B&B..tout va bien</p>

<p><strong>Day 2</strong><br />
Show day. After promising myself that I’d get up and look around town, I lay in bed until lunchtime regretting, well, most things, but more exactly the choice of staying up late and peeing in the street. <br />
Now, before we go any further, and because this is important, I should fill in a few blanks. I’m not travelling on my own this time, I’m travelling with a dear friend, who I’ve not seen for some time, who we’ll call Mark. Actually his name is Mark Cox, we’ve known each other forever, but hardly seen each other in the last 10 years, but I won’t write that so as not to break his anonymity. <br />
<em>Doh</em><br />
Anyway I met Mark in Paris after he took a flight from London, where he lives and I took a train from Rennes, where I live. It was lovely to meet at the airport, check out each other’s graying hair and set off on our little road trip, chit-chatting away like we saw each other last week. <br />
Have a look around the fish market in Catania, quickly decide that I wish to live there, eat lunch at the ‘L’Etoile d’Or’, reaffirm the decision, start looking for houses, then suddenly realize that I made a promise to myself never to buy a house on an active volcano. Call me old fashioned but, <em>hey</em>, each to his own.  Anyway, I don’t need an active volcano, I have women in my life. <br />
Next up, went to find the venue at the appropriate time mentioned on the contract, gave up after a couple of hours looking around in the dark at, as it happened, the wrong building, squeezed in some a little dinner, which would have tasted much nicer had the promoter paid for it as agreed, then found the place the show was happening, only to find it abandoned. Sat around, not quite sure what to do. I figured I was in the right place as there was a poster up on the wall with todays date on it. Waited… waited...waited some more. Eventually some people arrived, it’s already 10pm or so, and showed me where I should plug in, play, etc, did a very quick soundcheck , then, well,  played the show. <br />
Did the best I could. <br />
Always do. <br />
Hungry, looked for snacks afterwards. Don’t like fucking peanuts. <br />
Got my picture taken with seven forty year old men.  <br />
However that wasn’t the funnest part of the evening, <em>no sir</em>. On the way back to B&B got arrested by a fat necked, sweaty, fucking caribinierri who told Mark to walk back the B&B as he didn’t have his passport with him. Well, <em>of course</em> he wouldn’t.  He’s English. Fat neck made me get into the driver’s seat and drive. Umm, OK. I was rather tired and emotional. Tired and emotional <em>as a newt</em>, I think Mark put it, but, hey, best not to argue with a sweaty guy with a gun.<br />
Good night.</p>

<p><strong>Day 3</strong><br />
Sad to leave Sicily, really good arancini. Have to drive a bit to take the ferry to mainland Italy, across the straits of Messina, surely one of the worlds shortest and least impressive ferry crossings, however the Italians didn’t fail to impress with their alarming lack of efficiency and dismal attitude to those of us born outside Italy and unable to speak Italian.  It’s OK though as I have experience of such things, living in France. While all the cars seemed able to get on to the two ferries which came and went while we were waiting, we pondered the logic of having a ticket office only open between 11am and 2pm selling tickets for the rest of the crossings for that day. Anyway, finally we managed to cross the straits in about fifteen minutes, on a ferry that we had arrived at some two and a half hours before. </p>

<p><strong>Day 4</strong><br />
I’ve always wanted to experience Calabrian cuisine and, as I have a show in <strong>Cosenza</strong>, here’s the perfect opportunity. This should mean, a home cooked meal by someone’s mamma, super spicy, in relation to most Italian cooking, and mouthwateringly fresh. However tonight’s performance had been booked into a rather small rock club, totally inappropriate for performing ‘Lumiere’ but with friendly helpful locals. One can’t be disappointed if one is aware of people making an effort. However, the rather sad frozen hamburger dinner which was offered to me <em>did</em> disappoint after hearing so much about calabrasi cuisine.<br />
Oh, I played a concert as well, with ‘Lumiere’ showing on a screen the size of a small TV. <br />
I probably sucked, I can’t be sure as I was paying as much attention my performance as the organizers had paid to my contract, however I played the best I could in those circumstances. Got my picture taken with eleven forty year old men. At this point I’m thinking of printing some ‘<em>Robin Guthrie, Why the Fuck do I Bother? Tour 2008’</em> T-shirts but I doubt I’d get many sales.</p>

<p><strong>Day 4</strong><br />
I’d never been to <strong>Salerno</strong>. It’s very pretty. I had a bit of an adventure trying to drive around the old town, which was definitely not designed for motor traffic. We were accommodated in an odd sort of a youth hostel place by the local promoter Paulo, who we dined with that evening. This was arranged, no doubt, so that he could take the opportunity to break it to me gently that this was another rock club with a tiny projection screen. This whole touring business was, quite frankly, starting to seem a little surreal and the experience of sleeping in a bunk bed pretty much convinced me that I may be getting filmed for some candid camera reality TV sort of thing. Anyway, at the restaurant, I had gnocchi which was absurdly good and happened to ask one of the guys what the local delicacy was and he informed me it was mozzarella di buffala. As soon as I said that it was a big favourite of mine he whipped out his cell phone and called his mamma and asked her to prepare some. True to his word 1.5kg of the finest mozzarella arrived at the venue the next day. Yum.  Next day I bought some pomodoro secchi, basil, olive oil and ciabatta to compliment it and had caprese in a little picnic area by the side of the highway, while watching the autostrada prostitutes hopping from one truck cab to the next. Who say’s touring isn’t fun?  Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, Salerno, did a show, was probably OK, got my picture taken with nine forty year old men.<br />
At this stage I start to ask myself some questions. Things are OK, it’s nice to be somewhere new, it always is, but what the hell am I doing here? I have got this Lumiere thing together, informed everyone involved of the requirements for the performance to work, and am starting to feel like someone is taking the piss. Sure, it’s nice to be playing but I’ve only done one show so far which is anything like the type of place I can perform this in. I’ve said it before. It’s a sit down, chill out, get overwhelmed by the big screen images which float over you while listening to some, rather lovely, quiet instrumental music. It is not me playing at 1am, playing after a deafeningly loud rock band, or a DJ that is obsessed with <em>A Forest,</em> by The Cure, in a sweaty club, with a big bar, and people shouting , the rabble of cocaine idiot talk and strangest of all, everyone standing. This is, how could I put it, <em>ever so slightly </em>challenging for me. <br />
And then someone brings their face to withina couple of inches from mine and says “Hi, just wanted to say… You’re a piece of history” and I think to myself <em>“you’re a closed minded fucking asshole who has just been dancing to echo and the fucking bunnymen. You are <em>so</em> stuck in the past, fuckwit”</em> but of course I politely say “Thank you”.<br />
Now I’m starting to understand why some artists choose not to play or make records, preferring instead just to stay at home and become legendary. They must have been to Italy.</p>

<p><strong>Day 5</strong><br />
<strong>Rome.</strong> Same shit, different day. Another fucking night club, oh, and it’s not my show anymore, it’s a festival now and there’s a bunch of other people playing before and after me, so I haven’t really got much stage to play on, but that’s OK as the screen is about the size of my TV at home. I’m starting to feel sorry for any audience members that actually wanted to see me, as seeing me in those conditions must be very uncomfortable.  I ate a thouroughly average Pizza, probably the worst Italian food I’ve eaten (and remember I live in France…) however  I was very happy to see an old friend, Allessandra, that I haven’t seen for about fifteen years and catch up. <strong>To Rococo Rot </strong>play and I think I like them, certainly liked the people when we had a chat. Got my picture taken with fourteen forty year old men. Went to the supermarket. Considered throwing all my musical equipment in the trash, filling up my suitcases with food and going home. Had some prosciutto instead. </p>

<p><strong>Day 6</strong><br />
Bit of a travel day, drive 600km to <strong>Milan</strong>. I've discovered something called 'Pocket Coffee', a small, liquid centered, chocolate filled with coffee. Life is beautiful, once more. I’m enjoying the driving, always do even when driving towards, what can only be described as, the low spot of the tour. And this is, don’t forget, a tour of low spots. It had all the usual ingredients, no projector, wrong cables, monitors made from cornflake boxes, sticky floor, The Cure playing, the cleaners closet as a dressing room but a new added twist, no audience, well at least very few, but <em>hey</em>, one has to play for the people that are there, not the ones that didn’t come. Strangely, I actually enjoyed playing, for the first time, even although the sound was horrible. I think I may be getting better as the days go on… Oh, I get it, it’s practice. Right. OK. Well, whatever, I enjoy getting lost in the music and feel less and less pressure from the audience to be good. <em>Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,</em> as the great man said. Another anomaly of the evening in Milan was that I saw Mark get cross with a waiter in a Restaurant. I’ve never even <em>heard</em> of Mark getting cross before. That can’t be the same guy I saw doing Tai Chi in the hotel lobby, could it?. As we left the venue and said our ‘goodnights’ and ‘thank you’s’ the promoter said “next time, bring a band”. I replied with a quick “next time bring an audience”. Well, it made <em>me</em> laugh. Truth is, I’d rather sever my own head off with a hacksaw than return to that place. Sorry. Got photo taken with five forty year old men.</p>

<p><strong>Day 7</strong><br />
Guess What? <strong>Florence</strong>. Night Club… No wait, keep reading. What a fantastic place, a club called the Viper Theatre. Nice People, great sound, lights, 3 projectors, people that know what they are doing. Easily the most impressive looking visuals I’ve been able to present here. Wait, can this still be Italy? Ah, well actually, apparently so. Empty room syndrome again.  Oh, well, at least there weren’t a lot of people dancing to <em>A Forest</em> either. Mark tells me to 'Let it be different'. He has a point, but it will take me a day or two for the word to sink in. Got my picture taken with four forty year old men. Had a quick drive into the city the next morning to look around like tourists. Pretty, but it’s not a day off, so hit the road. Starting to feel like I’m coming down with something.</p>

<p><strong>Day 8</strong><br />
Like something out of Heidi, <strong>Rovereto </strong>is a town with an alpine flavor, wedged between mountains, you can’t help but fall upon it when heading north towards the Brenner pass. It’s really rather charming with that model train layout feel. After the last couple of shows I didn’t imagine that even the janitor of the venue would be there to let us in, as the <em>theatre</em>, yes, I said theatre, is a couple of kilometers out of town on the way up a mountain. Did I tell you that this touring thing could be surreal? But happily the promoter greeted us and was very helpful. I arrive at the theatre, which looks perfect, check out the equipment, which is all that I asked for, start thinking to myself ‘well if this is all OK, what will go wrong? Something will.’ Well, after a couple of low turn outs I was pleasantly surprised to play to a rather full house, which seemed very appreciative. I thought it was as good a ‘Lumiere’ performance as I have ever given. It certainly worked.  I couldn’t help wondering if there was a connection between me being able to present the show in the correct environment and a successful performance and happy audience. <br />
Just a thought. <br />
Got picture taken with nine forty year old men, then had an early night, as I’ve definitely got something nasty. Can’t breathe and feel like shit. Goodnight.</p>

<p><strong>Day 9</strong><br />
<strong>Bologna</strong>. Oh, it’s a club. Well some of my frantic calls and texts to my agent must have paid off as they’ve put some seats out and have another artist, a guy called Christian, performing a nice downtempo film and music piece. More of the show later. Lasagne Bolognaise, what a wonderful thing, especially in the little trattoria, like something out of a movie, which we were taken to. The food was really ridiculously good, the ambience perfect, and most affordable, as the promoter was paying. Someone else paying never fails to add a certain richness to the whole eating experience.  Now, about that show, well, although it was in a club, I think it was quite nice. It was nice that the promoter had made an effort to make the environment more sympathetic to what I was trying to put across and the people, seemed to be relieved to be sitting down, when they saw me play. I could have done with a seat as well, as I was feeling really rough now, a snotty stuffed up nose and sore throat. Too many late nights, I guess. Got picture taken with seven forty year old men.</p>

<p>And that was that.</p>

<p>Dropped of my rental car at the airport, flew to Paris, said my thank you and goodbyes to Mark, got on a train home, got there near midnight.  Go to bed. Feel ill, looking forward to sleeping for a week...</p>

<p><strong>post script</strong><br />
The next morning at 11am I get a text message from Steve from <strong>Heligoland</strong>. It read's "did you get my email? I'm at La gare de Rennes ." To cut a long story short, I never did get that week in bed, nor even a day, as I've spent the whole of the last week mixing the Heligoland album. Then I hopped on train back to Paris, with my luggage still unpacked from my time in Italy and as I write this I'm in Mexico City, minus, it goes without saying, my luggage. But that's another story.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Twinkle...</title>
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<issued>2007-12-21T23:14:59Z</issued>
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<created>2007-12-21T23:14:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">So this is Christmas. I am at the top of a very wobbly ladder in my garden attaching Christmas lights to a tree. I am 45 years old. I feel like Rod Hull. My cellphone has gone off twice in...</summary>
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<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
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<dc:subject>robin&apos;s music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><strong>So this is Christmas.</strong><br />
I am at the top of a very wobbly ladder in my garden attaching Christmas lights to a tree. I am 45 years old. I feel like Rod Hull. My cellphone has gone off twice in the last five minutes, Steve from <strong>Heligoland</strong> arranging an upcoming session and a text from my friend Gaelle, who couldn’t possibly know that I am up a tree but will surely feel bad if I <em>a/</em> fall off, <em>b/ </em>electrocute myself, <em>c/</em> fall off while electrocuting myself. Nevertheless this is Christmas and I’ve a very strong urge, no, <em>need</em>, to hang little lights in my trees and become festive. I realize that for the last couple of years Christmas has come at a really inconvenient time to me, usually halfway through a session or something equally as inconsequent, but this year, as if responding to some primeval programming, I’m breaking out the Dean Martin Christmas album and acting altogether like a middle aged man who realizes that there is only a finite number of Christmas’s left to experience. That, and I bought some really cool little lights from Ikea which change colour, allowing me almost to relive, albeit briefly, being off my face at a Happy Mondays show in the late 80’s, albeit without the fear of an imminent drug death but maintaining the risk factor by standing atop a somewhat wobbly metal ladder in my garden while connected to the mains electricity. Anyway, bottom line is my six year old Violette saw the lights and told me that they were, and I quote, <em>“delightful and magical”</em>. So I guess it’s fuck you to anyone who cares to believe that it’s not cool to hang little lights in trees. </p>

<p><strong>And what have you done?</strong><br />
Well, you know, I met a man named <strong>Mark Mushet </strong>from Vancouver BC earlier this year, a portrait photographer with few peers, and he, being a man with obvious good taste, looks at this weblog every once in a while. While talking with him about what I write here he told me that he didn’t know what to make of the lengthy pauses between my posts, and then, after lingering to reflect for a moment, was able to inform me that during such pauses all must be well. Well, you know, there’s something in that, as I do just tend to bitch about what’s not well, or even worse, obsess on the petty and unimportant issues, instead of churning out press releases on what I’m up to, <em>as if it really matters</em>. So, naturally, here I am, recapping a little on some of the things I have done this year. It’s not over yet, I’ve a couple more things to do get done but, without the aid of a written diary I’ve, produced an album for the outrageously talented <strong>Annie Barker </strong>from Los Angeles CA, I’m currently producing an album for Australia’s <strong>Heligoland,</strong> a project which is taking everyone involved to a new level, producing an album for <strong>Resplandor</strong>, from Lima, Peru, a group I fell in love with after seeing them play, I’ve done collaborations with <strong>Ulrich Schnauss</strong>, a rather talented young German fellow and  <strong>Manual,</strong> a rather talented young Danish fellow. Of course, then there is <strong>Mahogany</strong>, led by the rather talented young <strong>Andrew Prinz</strong> and fellow New Yorkers <strong>Apollo Heights</strong>, who I’ve had the pleasure of knowing for such a long,  long time. It’s truly heartwarming to see the aforementioned getting the credit that they deserve. Also from NYC, <strong>The School of Seven Bells</strong>, from Oxford, England, a certain Mr <strong>Mark Gardener</strong> and from Brussells, <strong>Colour Kane</strong>. And then of course, there are the two albums that I’ve made with <strong>Harold Budd</strong>, <em>After the Night Falls</em> and <em>Before the day Breaks</em> not to mention <strong>Telefon Tel Aviv</strong> and <strong>Honeychild Coleman</strong>. Yes, they have certainly taken up some of my time this year, as did the soundtrack to the <strong>Dany Saadia</strong> movie <strong>3.19</strong>, come to think of it.<br />
Naturally it’d be easy to imagine me stuck in my studio all year but I’ve managed to play some shows as well, in the USA, UK, Chile, Peru, Norway, France, Spain and Italy and maybe even more but, hey it’s late and I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast. </p>

<p><strong>Another year over..</strong><br />
Oh yeah, I remember, the one with no summer. Boy, did I feel silly buying that big assed gas barbeque.  Tell you what I did do that was eventful though, apart from all the messing around with musicians, that is, I put a new mixing desk in my studio and built myself a quad core music computer.. </p>

<p> <strong>And a new one just begun </strong><br />
Well that's a little presumptuous, given that it's Dec 22nd but here's what I want/have to do before the new year is too old. I have to finish the Resplandor lbum, the Heligoland album and I really need to make some "Robin Guthrie" music for a new CD, I want/need do shows in Peru, Russia, Itally and Mexico..I want to wear a suit to the premiere of <strong>3.19</strong> and I want/need to find out why my new desk doesn't save things properly. I want to be very careful while taking the Christmas lights down from the trees in my garden and I need to do all of those things before March, as I have my annual dream of taking it easy to fulfil...</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>I am the Passenger</title>
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<modified>2007-10-10T13:56:48Z</modified>
<issued>2007-10-06T14:44:59Z</issued>
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<created>2007-10-06T14:44:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">And I ride and I ride 5.45am, I was in Seattle driving down interstate 5 towards the airport, thinking to myself, “well robin, something’s going to happen today. I can’t imagine having to take a trip from Seattle to Lima,...</summary>
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<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
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<![CDATA[<p><strong>And I ride and I ride</strong><br />
5.45am, I was in Seattle driving down interstate 5 towards the airport, thinking to myself, “well robin, something’s going to happen today. I can’t imagine having to take a trip from Seattle to Lima, with all my equipment and it going smoothly to the plan laid out before me on my little printout from American Airlines, can I?”.  You see, I’ve become a sort of realist and realize that my serenity depends on breaking down a travel day, in fact any day, into small bite sized morsels and, not only accepting them for what they are but enjoying them as well. <br />
For I have come to believe that this is living. <br />
Also it has saved the lives of a few airline employees and fellow passengers. <br />
That morning, I knew, instinctively, that the day will be tiring and unpredictable. I wasn’t to be disappointed. I dropped off my car at the rental return, struggled with my two shinny new samsonites, just bought to replace the two that the TSA destroyed on my way into the United States (locks broken off, even although they were left unlocked unlocked, rendering them impossible to close). All was well, except that there were about 400 people in front of me in the line for the security check, which took an hour to clear, thus relieving me of my only chance of a cup of coffee and breakfast. However, with all that time to ponder upon a solution to the security issue, I finally realized that the war on terrorism has been lost. The bad guys won. The simple fact is that travelling around the US has become so fucked up that it’s become all but impossible to get anywhere on time, make connections and have your luggage arrive. I mean I could be wrong but have any of the bad guys ever been caught at a security checkpoint. Even Richard Reid, that fool with the bomb in his shoes didn’t get stopped by security. No, as far as I can see, all this extra security is just to keep ordinary folks fearful. I mean, I have to say, that after removing my shoes, having my laptop chemically tested and my nipple rings setting the beeper thingy off, three times the same day, I felt ever so much safer. I mean if the security folks could save me from doing really stupid things to myself, I’d feel safer, but generally speaking all they do is bully people with their petty rules. Oh, and while I’m at it, wouldn’t it be safer to take someone’s luggage <em>off</em> the fucking plane if they don’t show up for the flight. Like when my luggage arrived the day before I did in Seattle when I missed my connection due to increased security measures. I mean, the person who makes up these security rules must be a stupid as pig dribble. <br />
Anyway, back to my little <em>histoire</em>. <br />
I catch my flight, Seattle to New York, scheduled to be five and a half hours, and settle myself into my window seat and gently sob myself to sleep worrying about the plight of western civilization and what they do with all the toenail clippers that they confiscate. I was awoken a little while later by a little old lady sitting next to me and her wheelchair bound husband who was occupying the aisle seat. Yes, that’s right the wheelchair guy has the aisle seat. Well, looks like I’m not going anywhere quickly, does it. I nod off again, vaguely aware that breakfast, well a little pathetic bread roll and a polystyrene cup of pissy brown water, was being served. I opened my eyes and was told rather abruptly by a, somewhat less than agreeable, flight attendant that there was none left for me, and if I hadn’t been sleeping I’d have got one. So I went for the glass of water option and felt a twinge of sympathy for the bad guys who bring planes down. I drifted in and out of sleep for a couple of hours and when I awoke the little old lady informed me that we were in a holding pattern, due to inclement weather in the New York area. I picked a book out of my bag and started to read, while we circled around Cleveland for a while, and it was then she started to pray and then took the opportunity to ask me, completely out of the blue, if I had ever considered converting to the Mormon faith. You see, little old lady and her husband were from Salt Lake City and were believers and perhaps, <em>young man</em>, it would do you some good to stop reading books like that and start to read something full of goodness like the book of Mormon. She must have been looking at my book as I was reading. As it was ‘Blood Meridian’ by Cormac Macarthy, I guessed it was something not exactly on Brother Brigham's recommended reading list. Now, I have to say, I am quite respectful of little old ladies and, while the deep rich prose, describing violence in an almost goyaesque fashion, of 'Blood Meridian' wasn’t something that she felt comfortable being near, I opted to put it away and read my only other book, but ‘Body Dump’ by James Ellroy didn’t pass the test either so I opted for the Sky Mall magazine and wondered over all the marvelous crappy inventions that I so often almost buy but thankfully don’t, and tried to find the one which was in the poorest taste. I was stuck between the 'little dog steps', a small staircase designed to help your dog be able to get into bed with you, which, frankly, is <em>dis-gus-ting</em>, and the 'shoe warehouse' which is a rack for storing a hundred pairs of shoes. <br />
Like, isn’t that just a tad excessive? I mean I have, maybe three pairs of shoes. <br />
Ah, maybe it’s for girls. Just a thought.<br />
After circling Cleveland for an hour and a half, the pilot told us over the PA that we were running out of gas and would have to make an accelerated descent into Detroit at which point the plane dropped like a fucking stone and we were on the ground within ten minutes. Now to be in Detroit wasn’t exactly on the plan. Detroit hurts me. But, what the hell, maybe I could get a connection to Miami and on to Lima from there, my connection at New York already being missed, but instead of arriving at the terminal to deplane we got refueled at a distant corner of the airport and stood on a taxiway for the next <em>three</em> hours. Now, remember the snack I missed? We weren’t offered anything else to eat as there was nothing on the plane. Now we’ve been on the plane seven hours. I got another glass of water. I wanted to get up and stretch my legs but mr fucking wheelchair, whose name, by now, I had decided was Norman; Norman the Mormon, couldn’t get up so I sat and listened to why I should visit Salt Lake and go hang out at Temple Square. Now, anyone who read my account of flying with the really hip high tech rabbi recently should understand that I was very impressed that when <em>he</em> prayed for the flight to be safe and arrive on time, it actually <em>was</em> and <em>did</em>. Not so with Norm and his wife. Make your own conclusions.<br />
We finally arrived in New York eleven hours after leaving Seattle. I’d been in my seat the whole flight and had two plastic cups of water. I’d missed my flight to Miami by five hours and had to spend the night in New York, <em>sans luggage</em>, which was checked through to Lima. <br />
The airline gave me a toothbrush. <br />
Next morning I got a Flight to Miami where I met Andrew Prinz who was there with Ana and her boyfriend Lloyd and Scott from Love Lies Crushing, who had also missed their flight the night before due to the same weather problems which affected me and gone through a similar scenario. We all took the flight to Lima, which, of course, was delayed and arrived seven hours later.  My luggage didn’t make it. <br />
The airline gave me another toothbrush.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Real Time</title>
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<modified>2007-10-09T18:42:08Z</modified>
<issued>2007-10-01T18:36:21Z</issued>
<id>tag:pulp.orangephotography.com,2007:/robin/13.2286</id>
<created>2007-10-01T18:36:21Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Seattle dB Festival performance with Harold Budd The show isn’t meant to start yet, I’ve just come onstage to switch on all my equipment and tune up my guitar, but my presence generates applause and the lights go down. Silent...</summary>
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<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
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<![CDATA[<p><strong>Seattle dB Festival performance with Harold Budd </strong><br />
The show isn’t meant to start yet, I’ve just come onstage to switch on all my equipment and tune up my guitar, but my presence generates applause and the lights go down. Silent anticipation from the audience as the sound of my heart beating faster resonates from the stage. Everything seems to take an age in this silence, then, <em>what the fuck?</em>.....My computer has just did a ‘blue screen of death’. Oh dear, it’s going to be one of those concerts.<br />
It never fails to amaze me that I fall for Harold’s charming, confident, <em>nay</em>, cavalier attitude towards soundchecking and getting all the tech bits just right. He seduces me into believing that everything will be all right, as indeed it usually is, but tonight I have problems. <br />
Standing on stage with your computer rebooting is sort of like standing onstage with no trousers on. I mean, it’s <em>reaaallllly</em> embarrassing and I’m no Brian Rix. I can’t really make this funny. My laptop slowly comes to life, I start the first song. Minutes have past. <em>What the fuck?</em> It’s done it again, another blue screen. I imagine all the shit my friend ken will give me for not using a mac. This is now <em>reeeeaaaallly </em>embarrassing. I ask the audience if anyone from Microsoft is there tonight, it being Seattle and all. I sense myself becoming Brian Rix. A few people laugh. Fuck it, where’s Ken. Ken, please come on stage and make it work. I think, fuck it, I have to do something so I start to play the guitar while Ken comes on stage and tried to remedy my problem. I’m making up some nice improvised tunes with my looper which is working while he messes around with my laptop and says things in my ear like, <em>‘dude, you really should be using a mac’.</em><br />
No, I really should be using a band. <br />
I play guitar for a few more minutes making stuff up and feeling, rather inadequate, when ken does his magic and makes my laptop work. I play some of my songs. Well I play for about half an hour and at a certain moment Harold appears at his piano and joins in with what I’m doing. Nice. I play for a bit and then discreetly fuck off. I sit backstage for a while having a panic attack, consider leaving the building but the dressing room window is two stories up and if I jump out of the window, I know I’d land in a dumpster or something, it’s that kind of a night, so I opt for going to watch Harold play, which is, as ever, quite breathtaking and very inspiring. I wait until he plays a certain chord and then rejoin him on stage and play with him for half an hour or so. Just a moment or two before we finished I started to feel relaxed. Then just as quickly, it was all over. We were very nicely received by the audience and I wanted to thank them all for showing a little empathy, or at least not pointing and laughing while I was onstage with my trousers down.<br />
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<entry>
<title>Same old...</title>
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<modified>2007-09-23T07:31:16Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-20T00:11:54Z</issued>
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<created>2007-09-20T00:11:54Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Time to write a little about music. I should, and often mean to, but more often than not start to ramble on about some small calamity or other. I’ve started a new production, a very interesting band from Australia called...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>Time to write a little about music. I should, and often mean to, but more often than not start to ramble on about some small calamity or other. I’ve started a new production, a very interesting band from Australia called Heligoland who are currently based in Paris have asked me to produce their next album, so I’ve been in Paris recording some of the backing tracks with them and I’m really very excited about this project, the working dynamic is very pleasant, focused and the tunes have already gotten themselves under my skin. It’s nice to be working with others again, something that only now I realize that I miss. So, it’s early days for this album but I have a feeling it’s going to be very special.<br />
As I write this I’m flying over North Dakota on my way to Seattle where I’ve been invited to play at the dB festival, and, while I’m sorely tempted to do another travel disaster story, I’ll spare you. <br />
Suffice to say I just spent the night a couple of thousand miles from my intended destination, have no idea where my luggage is at but am on rather intimate terms with every possible security/immigration agency that the US have to offer. I now know what SSSS means which appears on every boarding card that I’ve been issued in the last five years. It means, we’re going to fuck you up so that you miss your connecting flight. I swear to god that everyone with a uniform in the airport at Philadelphia had it in for me. They look at my boarding card, see that little string of s’s and SWAT teams drop down through the ceiling on ropes and drag me away. I think even the Dunkin’ Donuts coffee lady thought she had the right to fuck with me as well because she had a uniform. I think she saw the SSSS on my boarding card, which was sticking out of my pocket, before short changing me $20.<br />
OK, enough of that, I’ll get back to the stuff about music. As I was saying, I’m going to perform at the dB festival, and it promises to be a special one as I’m going to be performing both on my own and with Mr Harold Budd who will also be performing. That’s good news. It’ll be nice to see him as I haven’t seen him since before the summer. Curiously, the last time that we performed together was in Seattle, last year during the film festival. Well, those folks in Seattle sure have taste because we’ve never been invited to play together anywhere else. It would be nice to play more often with Harold as it really is quite special when we play together. It’s also scary as hell as he has the habit of using those black keys on the piano from time to time, which confuse and confound me no end. So, although we’ve made some records together I shouldn’t imagine that we’ll be playing any of that stuff. In fact I haven’t the faintest idea what we will play, which is one of the things that is appealing about doing a show like this. </p>

<p>After that, well, I’m due to spend a little time in Lima, not playing this time, but spending some time in the studio producing a band called Resplendor. I really enjoy the energy of this band, who have performed with me twice recently, and they have now invited me down to Peru to do some recording with them. It’s been a while since I’ve produced bands and it is nice to be doing this as I get the chance to practice some of the other disciplines involved in making music. I’ve learned that being a producer is very different to being an artist, to start with I have to make them happy with their record. I think in my dim and distant past, the formative years of me producing people, I put in too much of me and not enough of the artist. Younger men have larger egos, I guess. I don’t feel the same way now, as far as producing is concerned anyway. So it’ll be interesting to see what comes out as I have no idea what the energy will be like in the studio. That’s exciting. <br />
Oh, and the food is really good down there <br />
More travel nightmare stories soon, he says with some degree of certainty.<br />
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<title>Things I did last summer....</title>
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<issued>2007-09-14T14:34:29Z</issued>
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<created>2007-09-14T14:34:29Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">All through the summer I was invited to play at some small festivals and other events which were, for the most part, pleasing if not a little exhausting. I had imagined a peaceful summer, spent doing all those things I...</summary>
<author>
<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>robin&apos;s music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>All through the summer I was invited to play at some small festivals and other events which were, for the most part, pleasing if not a little exhausting. I had imagined a peaceful summer, spent doing all those things I never have time to do, just popping away for a weekend here or there to do a show. Didn’t really work out like that as I always forget that most of the shows I do involve travelling great distances, careful rehearsal and all the other things that are part of my life, you know, like, losing my luggage, being selected for secondary screening and third degree at every airport I travel through and the other adventures I encounter every time I leave the house. So my summer didn’t really provide much rest and relaxation and I certainly wasn’t really very productive. Playing live is reproductive which doesn’t really count. <br />
When arriving back into France after that little adventure in Seville I started to, perhaps regret, just a little, having spent the last few years giving France such a hard time. Curiously, the simple act of crossing the border gave be the impression of coming home, even if home was still two days drive away. That’s quite a nice feeling. I can’t say I have felt it for a few years. <br />
One of the concerts I played was at Heyres, in the south of France, as part of the Midi Festival, an intimate gathering of Electronica, in a beautiful setting, the Villa Noailles, sitting atop a hill overlooking the Riviera town with an incredible view and an interesting history, it being a favorite hang out of Man Ray and Jean Cocteau.  I was welcomed warmly and everything about the way the event was organized was warm and friendly. The gentleman who invited me, Frédéric Landini, was very nice indeed and I’m not just writing that because I want to get invited next year, he was really cool. However, it was strangely disconcerting to be playing a concert in France where no-one was running about being stressed and obnoxious. What was also a bit strange was that I played in the afternoon, without the benefit of my Lumiere film to hide behind which almost guaranteed that I’d do something stupid in full view of the public. Well, I don't like to disappoint. A consequence of my clothes being stolen in Seville was that I had no shoes, so I had to go on stage wearing some flip flops, which, is not really very fucking cool. Worse though, was that when I tried to press one of my effects pedals, I pressed about five of them at the same time, because the aforementioned flip flops were about the same width as the snowshoes that arctic explorers wear. So I had to stop playing, take off my shoes and play in my bare feet, which was <em>realllllllyy </em>fucking embarrassing, maybe worse than wearing flip flops in the first place. It was not, as my loving family pointed out, attention seeking behaviour.</p>

<p><img alt="rg-midi-festival.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/09/rg-midi-festival.jpg" width="350" height="477" /><br />
me at midi <br />
Doing a road trip is usually fun, doing one with your family on board, <em>while you have some concerts to play</em> is, well, interesting. It’s nice to cross a few boundaries every now and again, my life normally being so compartmental. Switching back and forth between artist and dad several times a day is something which, in our home, most often happens without effort although put me on a stage and have my six year old at the front trying to take a picture of me with the lens cap on and I’ll not be sure how to act.<br />
Of course my instinct is to stop playing, put down my guitar and go to her aid but I’m guessing that’s not the right thing to do in that circumstance. That, and I’ve already stopped to take my shoes off a couple of minutes before and it could be taken as a sigh that I’m not really concentrating.  <br />
Then of course there the big one, the teenage daughter along for the ride as well. Who knows what goes on in her head as she’s watching her father looking uncomfortable on a stage with a guitar around his neck?<br />
In fact, who knows what goes on in her head? <em>Period</em>. <br />
I’ve had some totally surreal exchanges with her recently, the most outstanding of which I started to scribble onto a paper napkin as we were eating at the time.  She was talking about turning up at some event or other dressed up as a persocom, to be precise, a chobit, a metal eared human looking robot or rabbit, I may have misheard. <br />
I looked blank. <em>“You know nothing about Cos-Play, do you dad?”</em><br />
I looked blank again and scribbled some more. <em>“Oh, no, you’re not going to write that into your web log are you? That stupid little window into your pathetic miserable little life”. </em><br />
Too fucking right, I am.<br />
I really wish that she’d been brought up by normal people.<br />
Anyway as we sat eating a pizza my whole family criticized the way I pronounce dogshit in French. They broke it to me, gently at first, but then with a little more persistence, that  when I tried to talk with the audience in French, no one understood a word of it and they were all being polite by not pointing and laughing.<br />
To have the opportunity to pass the time with my girls, while rambling about the continent playing my guitar, well,  it seemed a pleasant place to be right at that moment, even if they do remind me how retarded I can be all the time. You can’t really ask for much more than that. Unfortunately it doesn’t give me much to write about in a web log. I mean, come on, who really wants to read about me getting on OK with things. There’s no entertainment value in that, is there. Still, it doesn’t happen often, so indulge me.</p>

<p>Next, I ventured back to the country of my birth to play a couple of shows during the Edinburgh Festival, which were in a really unusual venue deep in the heart of the old town. Edinburgh is a great place to experience at any time, but during the festival it buzzes like no other place I’ve ever been. The atmosphere is only marred slightly by the presence of an unusually large number of mime artists.<br />
Can’t say much about my shows, I think they were OK, or at least nobody told me that I sucked. What I <em>do</em> know was that they were really late at night and I dozed off just before showtime, only to be awakened by the applause after my introduction (which no one had told me about). Thus I entered the stage with that look of a startled rabbit, caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. I’m useless at the best of time after having a nap; it takes me five minutes to recognize my surroundings so I probably appeared even dopier than usual. Whatever.  I found out what tired really means the next morning when I climbed to the top of Arthurs Seat with Violette as I had, in a moment of insanity, promised we would do before we left Edinburgh. I managed to survive the ordeal without being hospitalized although I ached everywhere for days afterward. I played Glasgow as well on that trip in a tiny little venue with candles on the tables, and met a nice bunch of people after the show, hung around and talked shit. That was fun.</p>

<p> <img alt="rg-punkt-2007-1.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/09/rg-punkt-2007-1.jpg" width="600" height="350" /><br />
me@punkt</p>

<p>After that, well I was invited to Kristiansand in Norway to appear at the Punkt festival. That was a real quick trip but included six flights to get there and back but nothing untoward happened to me at airport security, no planes were missed, no luggage lost as Madame Guthrie was with me and things like that don’t happen to her. She has a smile, you see, which melts people. No one would ever lose <em>her</em> luggage or remove <em>her</em> toothpaste. Arriving in Kristensand at night left the biggest surprise for the morning, when, on opening the hotel room curtains, was revealed the sheer beauty of a small Norwegian coastal town, with the full complement of blue sky, water, mountains and trees.  Soundcheck was at 9am so we had the rest of the day to look around and took up an offer made by the festival organizers of a little boat trip around the fjords, stopping at a little island for a delightful lunch of fish soup and returning a few hours later. It was like being on holiday. Lovely. The only problem is that my Madame now imagines that I get spoiled like this every time that I travel to do a show and therefore has ceased to believe me that what I do is hard work. I was very impressed with this festival, and I not saying that to get invited back there either. I loved the venue and the care taken over the production. I was able to use multiple projectors in the theatre which is something I'd do more often, given the chance.</p>

<p><img alt="rg-punkt-2007-2.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/10/rg-punkt-2007-2.jpg" width="600" height="400" /><br />
me@punkt</p>

<p>Don't know when that'll happen though, as I'm kinda really needing to get some new music done, my studio needs to have a little life breathed into it and a layer of dust brushed away. It's been a while since I wrote any music, for me at least. It's overdue. <br />
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<entry>
<title>Seville</title>
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<modified>2007-08-04T09:16:41Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-03T22:50:18Z</issued>
<id>tag:pulp.orangephotography.com,2007:/robin/13.2253</id>
<created>2007-08-03T22:50:18Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">OK…OK….OK, I know, I only write about stuff when things go wrong and It must seem like when many weeks pass without me writing that things must have, apparently, been OK. Well, I have to agree, this is probably the...</summary>
<author>
<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>robin&apos;s music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>OK…OK….OK, I know, I only write about stuff when things go wrong and It must seem like when many weeks pass without me writing that things must have, apparently, been OK. <br />
Well, I have to agree, this is probably the case.<br />
But hear this one out. It’s a doozy.<br />
Seville is, acknowledgedly, the artistic, cultural, and financial capital of Southern Spain. It is the capital of Andalusia and therefore somewhere which sounds worth driving 1700km to have a look around, make a nice concert and, more importantly, if given the chance, taste some interesting new dishes. So I was happy and grateful to be invited to play at an open air festival there, in an old monastery, a most historical building, claiming a tree planted by Christopher Columbus after returning from the new world. How cool. Why not?<br />
So jump in the van with a somewhat less than rock’n’roll attitude, rather more of a, well, <em>a let’s take the children, I can’t remember the last time we spent some time together</em>, kind of an approach..<br />
It was a nice drive down there and I felt glad to see the sun and blue sky which seemed to be evading most of Northern Europe this year. It was a fairly relaxed journey which I spent listening to audiobooks while driving, with a stop of in Bordeaux at my favorite restaurant, one in Vitoria to pick up a teenage child and another in Madrid to break the journey. On arriving in Seville I met my production host, Andy Jarman,who warned me about leaving my musical equipment in the van as Seville is a city with a lot of crime. I was able to have him take my equipment to his place rather than leave it in the hotel or street. However you have to park somewhere I parked on a busy, well lit street as he suggested and emptied the vehicle of valuables which we duly did.<br />
However, with the experience of recent events it was really not too much of a surprise to arrive back at our vehicle the following morning to find the left hand window broken in and all of our possessions either scattered all over the place or, in the case of all of my clothes, missing. My six year old daughter Violette had her clothes and some of her toys missing too and seemed thrilled by the idea of being robbed however my other daughter, Lucy Belle was gently sobbing saying <em>‘motherfuckers.... motherfuckers.....motherfuckers have taken my vans and cyberdogs’</em>. <br />
I had no idea what she was talking about as she is, <em>of course</em>, a teenager but later found out she was referring to her shoes and really strange big trousers which young people of a certain ilk take delight in wearing.<br />
The strange thing is the thief largely ignored the items that I would have stolen <em>had I been a Spanish junkie</em>, you know like Lucy Belle’s credit card and cash, which she had, rather stupidly, left in the vehicle. <br />
No, it sort of got me thinking that this person <em>needed</em> middle aged mans clothing with teenage girl underwear <em>and</em> all of our dirty laundry. Well, you know, I’ve not much experience of Spanish people so maybe that’s normal. <br />
Another curiosity of stealing my clothes is that it was over 35 degrees and while I could understand stealing, let’s say, a Speedo, it seemed a strange choice to run off with a navy blue woolen suit, even if the thief would look very dapper indeed while wearing it, if not a little sweaty as I would have, <em>had I had the fucking chance to wear it..</em><br />
Anyway, I digress; I’ll get back to my tale. I fashioned a quick repair to the broken window with cable ties, the things which, increasingly, seem to hold everything in my life together, locked up and headed off to the police station to make a report. This took about an hour and consisted of contemptuous policemen grunting at us, shrugging a lot and regarding us with a look that said ‘what did you expect, you tourist filth?’ I understand that there is not much to be done in a situation like we found ourselves in at that moment, no rounding up of the usual suspects and no team of detectives following up leads. The only lead I had anyway was that the thieves would probably be dressed, well, just like us. I didn’t want to end up in a Spanish prison so we quickly left. <br />
On arriving back at the van I experienced a strange feeling of déjà vu. Well not quite déjà vu as this time it was the <em>right hand </em>window which had been broken in, <em>while</em> we were in the police station, and this time it was a more professional and thorough job. What had been missed by the first thief wasn’t missed by the second one. To be robbed on a busy city street in broad daylight is quite something, even for someone from Scotland.<br />
Welcome to Seville.<br />
Now, call me old fashioned but this situation was starting to become, as my firstborn would put it, a little irksome. There seemed really very little to be done except smile and get on with it. So, we went to the venue, the aforementioned old monastery, and soundchecked, which was rather pleasant, ate and then tried to return to the venue only to find ourselves locked out. I imagined Christopher Columbus beating on the same gates shouting, <em>‘Come on guys…. hey, guys……let me in......I have some seeds’. </em></p>

<p><img alt="Seville.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/08/Seville.jpg" width="350" height="233" /></p>

<p>I spent most of the show looking at the audience to see if any of them were wearing any of my clothes. I played as well as I could,which was not bad for someone who knew he would smell real bad the next day. No really, I kinda, sorta, um, er, well, how do you put it, mmm, enjoyed the performance. I could see the moon and the stars as I played and it sounded just lovely. Just for a moment I forgot that someone needed my dirty laundry more than I actually did and that felt just fine....<br />
Trouble was,  the next day I had to go to France.</p>

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<entry>
<title>Lonely Planet</title>
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<modified>2007-07-05T13:00:04Z</modified>
<issued>2007-07-05T12:30:52Z</issued>
<id>tag:pulp.orangephotography.com,2007:/robin/13.2226</id>
<created>2007-07-05T12:30:52Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Words fail me right now. Anyone who has ever read my weblog will understand that I have a special gift in life, namely blurring the boundaries between what is unlikely and what is possible while traveling by air. This time,...</summary>
<author>
<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>robin&apos;s life</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Words fail me right now. <br />
Anyone who has ever read my weblog will understand that I have a special gift in life, namely blurring the boundaries between what is unlikely and what is possible while traveling by air. This time, with a direct ticket from New York JFK to Paris CDG it's only natural that I should end up in Toronto, right? <br />
The concert I did a few days ago was obviously just an excuse for me to travel and therefore gather interesting and self deprecating little vignettes for me to entertain y'all with. You see, right now as I start to write this I'm sitting on the floor of a crowded airport terminal, in a small pool of my own tears. I've just been told I can't fly home with the ticket that I have as it is invalid for travel and, as it is the one provided for me by the people who arranged my concert in Brooklyn, there's not much I can do about it as I can't raise them on my cell phone. Did I mention that my cellphone battery just ran out. Or, that they <em>could</em> let me on the plane if I gave them $2500. Or that I don't have $2500. Or that the wi-fi in the terminal is temporarily down. Or that I am traveling alone with all my equipment and luggage which is less than manageable for one person. Or that I just paid $3 for a luggage cart with a wonky wheel that wants to go around in circles all the time. It goes on...</p>

<p>What to do? I've already returned my rental car so I'm a bit stuck at the airport. Umm, OK JFK... Airport hotel, I ask a shuttle driver to take me to the least expensive airport hotel. Fuck, $300.. I'm being held to ransom here, as well they know it. Ah well, at least I can get online. I'll have a shower, get some food from the restaurant and get online to sort out a ticket. </p>

<p><em>me....</em> Excuse me, where's the restaurant?</p>

<p><em>receptionist....</em> We don't have a restaurant sir.</p>

<p><em>me....</em> Sorry, I think I misheard you, I'm retarded, it sounded like you said this $300 hotel doesn't have a restaurant.</p>

<p><em>receptionist....</em> That's correct sir, however we have a complimentary breakfast consisting of pissy american coffee and donuts with icing so thick you could wax your legs with it. </p>

<p>I ask, already knowing the answer, if there was a bar with little snacks in it but I was answered with a look which said <em>'don't be pathetic sir</em>'...</p>

<p>I got online, contacted the person responsible about my travel and secured a ticket to Paris via Toronto the next day. From La Guardia. Cab fare $40. I went to sleep and, well, I have to say it is probably the most comfortable bed I have ever slept on and my sleep was deep and refreshing, something I wouldn't have thought possible given my loathing of spending so much money on something I couldn't get years of use out of.</p>

<p>Now, recently traveling to South America with my wife I was reminded of how much easier life is for a young attractive woman than a middle aged man with too much luggage. She has such a lovely smile and manner that I feel sure she could smuggle a bomb onto a plane and have the security people carry it on board for her. All it would take is one little flutter of those eyelids or a few words in her charming foreign accent. She is forever getting free upgrades or not having to pay excess baggage charges all because she has a nice smile or so it seems. So with this in mind I thought I'd try it out myself at La Guardia, I mean it's worth a try right, so I smiled my nicest smile at the security people, who led me off to a small room as I obviously appeared to be high. I was relieved of my toothpaste by an officious TSA officer. This, sort of, pissed me off and I spent the first part of my flight scheming revenge by thinking of witty acronyms for the letters emblazoned on her shirt, you know <em>Totally Stupid Asshole</em> and <em>Toothpaste Security Agent</em>, and the like but I soon tired of that and spent the rest of the flight wondering how to bring down an airliner with a tube of Crest Whitening should I be able to sneak one on next time.</p>

<p>I met a very cool rabbi on the plane, who said lots of prayers out loud as we took off. He explained to me that he prayed for safety, and I have to say, he's rather good, as we landed without incident some time later. He asked me about living in France and I said my usual joke about it being nice but it would be better with less French people and he answered with the same for Israel. <em>More room for the Palistineans then?</em> I asked, <em>just fucking witcha rabbi</em>....He was cool though and I enjoyed talking to him. He was a kind of high tech rabbi as well as he had loads of consumer electronics, ipods, laptops, cell phones and stuff. And a big assed hat and curls. I'll have to see if he's on my space.</p>

<p>Last week my travel <em>to</em> the US had been mostly without incident, unless you call not being able to get on several flights and having to wait in the airport, <em>without incident</em>. I do nowadays. The low point of my eventual flight to New York was being seated exactly one row behind business class, having that curtain pulled over in front of my face to stop me seeing all those people up there getting champagne, food that looks like real food, blow jobs from the flight attendants and all of the other things you can have if you spend $12000 on a ticket. However I felt happy with my seat as I got to witness two old men trying to have a fistfight over the honour of one of their wives, whom the other had been, allegedly, kicking under her seat. It was like a John Wayne movie with things like <em>'you will apologize to my wife right now, feller or I'll bloody your nose'</em> and <em>'the hell I will'</em>. It was really funny and attracted the attention of all the flight attendants, well the ones not busy blowing the business class passengers, whose training had evidentially not prepared them for septuagenarian fisticuffs. If truth be told the wife was so disagreeably ugly that I wanted to kick her myself...</p>

<p>But to get back to my story, I had to wait a while in the airport in Toronto and got a introduction to Canadian culture while viewing TV in the lounge. The program was called Swimsuit Poker, or something of the sort, and featured girls with big breasts, in swimsuits, playing poker. This explains a lot to me about Canada. <br />
I'm sure I gave Air Canada a bit of a bashing in a previous journal and it was probably for good reason. They have really, really uncomfortable planes, a strange thing for a national carrier. There are no-frills budget airlines in Europe with more comfort and facilities. Should there ever be another holocaust I'm sure Air Canada would get the contract for the transportation. </p>

<p>And now, well I'm back in Paris at the airport. Amazingly, my luggage arrived this time, albeit last on the carousel, which, naturally, made me miss my train back to Rennes by about 3 minutes. I have to wait 3 hours until the next one. I've a bit of battery left on my laptop so I'll compose these words for you while it's still fresh and before the tears dry up.<br />
It's now 36 hours since I left for the airport in NYC. <br />
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<entry>
<title>Studio B</title>
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<modified>2008-03-15T22:18:17Z</modified>
<issued>2007-07-04T07:56:49Z</issued>
<id>tag:pulp.orangephotography.com,2007:/robin/13.2225</id>
<created>2007-07-04T07:56:49Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">My concert at Studio B in Brooklyn didn&apos;t suck but, overall, it was somewhat of a disappointment to me. I found the conditions in the club less than favorable for a nice performance and I didn&apos;t really get into it....</summary>
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<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
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<dc:subject>robin&apos;s music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>My concert at Studio B in Brooklyn didn't suck but, overall, it was somewhat of a disappointment to me. I found the conditions in the club less than favorable for a nice performance and I didn't really get into it.<br />
Everyone told me afterwards it was good but I know they were just sucking up  ... <br />
However what didn't disappoint was the four pieces of music that I played with my friends Andrew Prinz and Odell Nails who had kindly sat in with me. Yes, that was rather cool. Hope I can do something like that in the future. <br />
I really have to rethink these club shows as they simply don't work for me. It's somewhat disheartening to ask for certain requirements, which I feel are vital to my performance, only to have what I ask disregarded by the people in charge of such things, you know lights, sound and that stuff. OK, I played, tried to do my best but, hey, don't ask me to enjoy it or even give any more than the bare minimum of what I'm capable off. Sounds Harsh? I don't care. A successful concert requires more than the careful attention to detail that I try to give, it requires a little understanding from those involved in the production and it involves the audience as well, as, lets face it, the concert is pretty much all about the audience. In this instance the audience were warm and appreciative, apart from some fool shouting for <em>'from the flagstones'</em>, I played OK but the sound, lights and projection was pretty bad. Why do those people continually try to make my show into a rock concert, cranking the sound level up to deafening volumes and filling the stage with disco lights? Especially as they have been given instructions to the contrary. I don't understand.<br />
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<entry>
<title>Somewhere Else</title>
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<modified>2007-06-28T00:54:25Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-28T00:20:33Z</issued>
<id>tag:pulp.orangephotography.com,2007:/robin/13.2222</id>
<created>2007-06-28T00:20:33Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;ve been in the US for the last few days. I have a performance to do on Thursday and, because it&apos;s in a rowdy assed night club instead of a serene theatre type environment, I&apos;ve decided to try something a...</summary>
<author>
<name>robin</name>

<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
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<dc:subject>robin&apos;s music</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>I've been in the US for the last few days. I have a performance to do on Thursday and, because it's in a rowdy assed night club instead of a serene theatre type environment, I've decided to try something a little different. OK, I'll still be on the stage trying to avoid the spotlight, shuffling about uncomfortably looking at my pedals, but I'll be doing so in the company of two other musicians, namely Andrew Prinz from Mahogany who has kindly offered to play bass and Odell Nails on drums. This isn't part of a grand plan, rather me taking a few risks and, in essence, trying to expand my horizons and learn a little at the same time. Although I've recently worked on Mahogany's album Connectivity, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Andrew before yesterday and Odelll walked into my life with a large smile on his face only this morning. I find myself very impressed with these people, musically and, more importantly, on a personal level. I feel simultaneously thrilled and terrified at the prospect of sharing my music with two people that I've just met and don't really know. However, their enthusiasm heals my fears. Just for today. </p>

<p><img alt="rehearsal.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/06/rehearsal.jpg" width="350" height="263" /></p>

<p>At moments when we play together it is delicious. At moments it makes me fearful that it may not work. I just don't know. Right now I haven't the faintest idea how this will turn out, but I have high hopes that it'll be luscious and pant wetting. I suspect that whether or not it's any good the whole experience will be pant wetting for me but that is another story. The plan is that after playing together today and, for a moment, tomorrow we try to figure out, I don't know, lets say, four or five pieces of my music, and then present them on Thursday night in Brooklyn. It's a long time since I played with others and, even then, not with my music so I'm curious to see what happens. I hope it doesn't suck.<br />
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<entry>
<title>Dispatches from South America  - The Personal Version</title>
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<modified>2007-06-14T10:21:47Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-12T19:58:00Z</issued>
<id>tag:pulp.orangephotography.com,2007:/robin/13.2215</id>
<created>2007-06-12T19:58:00Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Now if you ask me the summer seems a strange time to choose to have winter but those happy folks down in South America seem OK with that idea and it suddenly struck me that an idea that I&apos;ve lived...</summary>
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<name>robin</name>

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<![CDATA[<p>Now if you ask me the summer seems a strange time to choose to have winter but those happy folks down in South America seem OK with that idea and it suddenly struck me that an idea that I've lived with for forty five years on this planet, you know like Santa coming when it's all snowy and July being a good month to hit the beach, are not in fact, universal. I mean, we could learn something from that, given that the shops aren't nearly so busy in the summer than they are at Xmas. Several other ideas seem to differ slightly from my assumed knowledge, firstly that, over there one only has a <em>'good chance'</em> of reaching ones destination alive when taking a cab and that guinea pigs are not, as we northern hemisphere types believe, cuddly little pets for our children rather tasty little appetisers for our lunch. That said, I've eaten weirder stuff in Japan and even survived a few Muscovite cab drivers, both in Moscow and New York, I hasten to add.</p>

<p><strong>Chile</strong><br />
We we're greeted by our hosts at the airport after a 14 hour flight from Paris and whisked off to our accommodation under an overcast sky along a typical airport highway and was assured that all the large piles of trash were were due to the trashmen being on strike. Shame on me, I was a little dubious but was pleasantly surprised a few days later when the accumulated piles of trash in the neighbourhood disappeared. The sun came out also revealing the majesty of the snow capped mountains which glisten in the sun in a way that beguiles and seems to overshadow most things, always reminding us how small and insignificant we actually are. It's really difficult not to look at them, if you are there as a tourist, just as it is difficult not to look skywards whilst in Midtown Manhattan. Simply, I'm happy, I'm somewhere else. There's <em>lots</em> to see on this planet and I'm running short of time. However I start to feel if I take a cab it may not exactly speed things up but terminate things forever. <br />
With jetlag hitting myself, but not my seemingly tireless wife, Florence, we dropped our bags and headed into town for a quick look around. Just before I left home I'd bigged up on the whole Chilean deal with an article in one of my (stupidly expanding) collection of <em>National Geographic Magazine</em> but, in my usual untimely manner, it was from August 1973 and, I have to say, about as useless a document as my <em>'concert contract document' </em>, more of which later. <br />
So while I quickly updated myself on the, not exactly,  breaking news of the military coup of <em>September</em> 1973, the repression of the people, the music of Víctor Jara , his persecution and all sorts of other fucked up shit which made Margaret Thatcher seem like, well, you know, <em>still</em> the worst thing that happen to the UK in the 20th century but just a bollock hair less evil. Despite the death of the dictator and ascendancy of democracy and the building of a large 80's shaped cell phone building, built by, presumably, the cell phone company in the 80's and such things, I couldn't help but be compelled to take photos of a jackbooted military presence with an inordinately large number of armed 'ninja turtle armoured militia' presence. The event they were "protecting" was a protest by about 25 pre-school teachers about there not being enough red crayons to go around, or something of the like. The military presence seemed really threatening, even to someone who lives in France and goes out on a Saturday night. The best was seeing the armoured water cannon vehicle, I believe nicknamed 'llamas' as they spit when they are pissed off. I don't want to paint a bad picture because it's not at all like that, it was just unlucky to see that stuff before seeing anything else. Actually Santiago seems a very cool city and it's not been spoiled by a certain chain of ridiculously over priced Pacific North Western coffee shops yet. You should go.<br />
Happily I can report that in all my stay Chile I saw not another gun or shiny leather boot, even when I begged. However the whereabouts of some pre-school teachers remains unknown. I think they may have gone to MacDonalds.<br />
After that, well, wander around downtown Santiago, trying to look like someone who doesn't need to be shot just at that moment. Go for a coffee. Hey, y'all, this is a beautiful city. Fuck all your European shit, you can <em>feel </em>the struggle of those who walked before us as you walk the streets here. Those grand thoughts along with the more Guthrie<em>-esque</em> "hey I can afford coffee here without taking out a mortgage' ..  Happy.<br />
Went to the Central Market.<br />
Fish in mind<br />
Those of you who know me personally will wonder how it took me so long to get there.<br />
Didn't buy a fish but saw this.<br />
Please Identify<br />
<img alt="06-07%20Santiago%20102%20%28Small%29.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/06/06-07%20Santiago%20102%20%28Small%29.jpg" width="350" height="263" /><br />
On the last day that we were there we spent the day near Valparaiso, a delightful and historic port city, just up the coast at a friends apartment, where we ate Ceviche and Chilean Sea Bass the size of a small child. I saw pelicans which, although are surely not the brightest birds in the animal kingdom, have such grace and beauty that it seems a shame to eat them.<br />
<em>just joking, they wouldn't sell me one</em><br />
I have been in the company of really nice people with very interesting things to say.<br />
I've been introduced to so many familiar things in a new way.<br />
I even saw my wife taken into police custody for being sober.<br />
I cannot complain.<br />
<em>However...</em><br />
I Never did get to eat Centolla.</p>

<p><strong>Peru</strong><br />
In all truth, I had imagined that it's be fun to tell of my trip to Peru, somewhat in the same manner as a tintin adventure, with me, of course, dressed in a white suit and panama hat, wiping my brow with my banadana from time to time like Charles Laughton. As it turned out it wasn't like that, in fact it was somewhat more bizarre, but to my credit, I chose not to wear white, which as I had discovered in Chile, had been a big mistake but for different reasons, mostly involving the fans of goth bands from the eighties.<br />
Peru, without a guidebook, was as captivating as one could imagine. It started with the stereotypical hyper-bureaucracy at customs, something living in France had prepared me for, you know, like smuggling 20kg of crack cocaine inside and old antique clock but having spend three hours there, while they valued the clock, ending up paying $15 timepiece tax or whatever. Thankfully I hadn't the need to smuggle drugs to Peru, apart from the obvious reason that  i t  w o u l d  b e  r e t a r d e d -  I don't do them anymore.<br />
So, between  the pointless French style red tape, mixed with the guns, shiny leather and sweat of the Spanish influenced Peruvian border police, whose paperwork has to be filled in, apparently not in duplicate nor even triplicate <em>(heaven forbid, the mere suggestion may have you put up against a recently bloodied pole at the airport to be shot)</em>,  so... no, forget quadruplicate, everything has to be filled in in <em>quintiplicate</em> This made me feel ever so grateful that Madame Guthrie was accompanying me on this trip and had recently had to deal with France Telecom on my behalf and therefore found this not challenging in the least. <br />
So we meet or hosts, get whisked from the <em>aeroporte</em> to our hotel, while we innocently gaze out of the van window taking in the small part of Peru, probably the most representative part of the real Lima, given that most folks live without room service here and I, for one, find it captivating, sort of reminiscent of Naples except chaotic (which will only make those of you who have visited Naples smile). In short, it's like the South America seems like in the movies. However, I see nothing which seems more fucked than <em>Grangemouth</em>, Scotland... <em>Peckham</em>, London... <em>Belleville</em>, Paris or <em>MostPlacesWherePeopleDontDriveHummers</em>, USA. In short, life seems vibrantly chaotic and truly worthwhile. Please excuse my naivety as I come here as a tourist but the point is, Ok, if you watch the TV here you can see the problems, the life in the shanty towns, all of the over tired clichés of South America. But,<em> really</em> I'm only here for a couple of days and I am being welcomed by the warmest, most welcoming people I've met since, er, well Chile.. (Wait a minute, you know what I mean. Nobody from our production tried to shoot me here, hell no, I had to go to Illinois for that) More importantly, I'm being exposed to something which will, without a doubt, enrichen my life, expand my horizons and continue to influence my thoughts for a long time to come.<br />
Oh, and I met the future president of Peru, who, with his learned friends, taught me a few things.</p>

<p><strong>Welcome Home</strong><br />
It would appear that in the narrow corridors of the Elysée, my name has been passed from government agency to government agency after my recent insurgent behaviour as a disgruntled France Telecom customer. Well, hats of to them, m o t h e r f u c k e r s, they must have got some of their wires to work as they managed to pass my name to another branch of the, thinly disguised French regime, (thinly disguised as a first world democratic country that is), namely <em><strong>Air France</strong></em>. <br />
When arriving back in Santiago, Chile after a few days in Peru, to take the direct flight to Paris, I was somewhat startled back into the reality of the 'so called' developed world by a, pretty, but altogether pretty retarded, check in person at the Air France desk who informed me, with that, oh so missed <em>'fuck you' </em>attitude, that I hadn't witnessed for the last 10 days, that <em>if</em> wanted to take my musical equipment home with me I'd have to pay $40/kg for the privilege. Now, I'm travelling with more than 40kg of musical equipment, so you do the math as if I do it again it'll drive me to tears again. <br />
No matter that the Air France luggage policy allowed me to <em>bring</em> the equipment from Paris CDG in the first place. <br />
No matter that I'd just flown up to Lima and back to Santiago with little more than a smile and a <em>'have a nice flight sir'</em>. <br />
No, that's evidently not the way that the national flag carrier of France chooses to work. <br />
This perhaps should help fanfare to the world quite a lot about the selfishness and greed of, well apparently, pretty much any organisation with the word <em>France</em> in the title.<br />
France for example.<br />
Had I been told in Paris that I couldn't take two bags, I could have  made a decision (for I am 45 and can make decisions myself, sometimes, you know... ) to leave some things, you know, a guitar, my effects pedals or my clothes or something. However, at my Paris check in I'd been greeted like just any other stupid France Telecom, <em>oops I mean</em> Air France, customer, welcomed on to their flight with all my baggage and I swallowed all of their bullshit like the naive piece of shit that they believe that I, as a customer, am.<br />
So, as I'm sure regular readers don't need to be told, in short, to get my equipment home cost me the most part of the money that I made playing in South America.<br />
<em>However<br />
I, for once, have the last laugh.<br />
ha<br />
oh yes<br />
you see, I gained about 3 kilos on this trip indulging myself on various tasty South American foods.<br />
Didn't tell them... <br />
saved $120<br />
shhhhh....<br />
</em></p>

<p>35 hours after leaving Lima I arrived home.<br />
I didn't smell too good.</p>]]>

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<title>Dispatches from South America  - The Profesional Version</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> Part 1 I&apos;ve just arrived home from Chile and Peru. I wrote some of the forthcoming words in the heat of the moment and some after some careful consideration. I promised myself I wouldn&apos;t write anything negative in this...</summary>
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<email>robin@violetindiana.com</email>
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<p><strong>Part 1</strong></p>

<p><em>I've just arrived home from Chile and Peru. I wrote some of the forthcoming words in the heat of the moment and some after some careful consideration. I promised myself I wouldn't write anything negative in this journal as I feel very lucky to have had a really great adventure and moreso, for fear of upsetting people but, hey, fuck it, I need to write this in order to let it go, otherwise it'll bounce around inside me and fuck me up. That's just the way it is.  Please take the time to also read my following entry "Dispatches from South America  - The Personal Version" which I feel is essential to balance what I've written here about my work.</em></p>

<p>You see, quite simply, although in my recent years I've strived to be a patient man I have recently been subjected to events which would have Mother Theresa randomly shooting up a MacDonald's. In short, I've been, once again, proving to myself that I am not able to cope with the indignities of the life I have chosen in music. I must preface this this by saying that I've just returned from South America where I've performed a few times and I wouldn't want anyone to imagine that I've had a terrible time or been in the company of bad people, in fact quite the opposite is true. It's just that, <em>given my personality</em>, I'm pathologically unable just to let go without sharing a few of my little calamities with y'all. Nothing super bad you understand, just things which <em>could</em> have been avoided but which were not. <br />
You know, quite a few times recently in this weblog I've used the phrase "I have the best job in the world". Well, I was talking bollocks, as frankly some of my experiences last week suggest otherwise. Sometimes it sucks to be me. I'll elaborate. I've been playing a very simple instrumental set recently, very downtempo, a musical accompaniment to the animated film Lumière. I've played in front of, oh, <em>dozens</em> of people before... So, as is my habit I always send out an email to the event organisers with my modest requirements, you know, seated venue, as standing through a movie is fatiguing and, frankly, weird; a big assed screen to project the film on to; no bar in the room, as this often is very noisy and my show is meant to be quiet. I mean, I would say, all in all, my requirements are rather humble. I was once showed a thirty two page list of Morrisey's backstage needs, not the technical requirements mind you, just the pampering requirements which proves that <em>a/</em> he's rather an arrogant old fuckwit and <em>b/</em> he probably has no need to write a cathartic, but witty and amusing weblog about things as he always gets what he needs which, evidently, proves he's obviously smarter than me.  <br />
Anyway, I never provide a 'pampering requirements' document (you know like in Spinal Tap, what shape the sandwiches backstage need to be, that kind of a thing) as I believe if someone invites me to perform that they will look after me, which, naive as it may seem, is what I am comfortable with. <br />
Well I have to say that from the moment I arrived in Chile I was magnificently looked after, no complaints there. Wonderful hospitality. I was received warmly by my hosts who turned out to be fine people indeed. </p>

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<p><br />
<em>However</em><br />
So I'm in Santiago and unfortunately, for reasons perhaps beyond the control of the promoters, perhaps all of the planets have lined up into a big fuck you sign, perfectly aligned to the view from my dressing room, or perhaps because my Spanish is a little less than perfect, consisting of a few phrases which enable me to get adequate supplies of toilet paper in my hotel room, I was surprised indeed to find myself playing, not in a cozy little intimate theatre as I had been told, but in a big fucking disco at about 2am to a large, albeit very supportive crowd who, when talking after a few <em>pisco sours</em>, seemed to make more noise than a Metallica soundcheck. <br />
<strong>James Brown fucked me up</strong>.<br />
That's obvious. That afternoon I'd been in the home of my friends Rodrigo and Ivonne when they said, as innocently   as normal people say when their cats wander into the room, "this is our cat, James Brown, born the day James died... you're not allergic are you". I had sensed the presence of James before this announcement, being, how shall we put it, a little sensitive to the <em>sadistic little evil motherfucking hairy assed bitches from hell </em>since my mother brought me up with about 12 of the them. My eyes started to itch and my nose started to run. My nose started to itch and my eyes started to run. I started to wheeze. Truth is, I like cats but I have to avoid them. This one was cute. I fucked up. I went to the pharmacy. I bought an antihistamine.....<br />
To me, at that point a little nap backstage was in order, for about, oh I don't what seemed like four or five hours.<br />
Well you know what they say about the drugs in South America. When it comes to drugs I'm about as much of a pussy as James Brown, the cat that is, not the dead guy.<br />
Um...<br />
So really, the cumulative effect of jet lag, some over the counter meds and the sudden depression when one is awakened at 1.57am to find himself, in the year 2007, in the dressing room of a fucking disco at 2.00am to see this.....<br />
<img alt="Robin-Guthrie-en-Blondie-11.jpg" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/06/Robin-Guthrie-en-Blondie-11.jpg" width="350" height="232" /><br />
when one normally see's this<br />
<img alt="concert-2.gif" src="http://pulp.orangephotography.com/robin/archives/upload/2007/06/concert-2.gif" width="350" height="232" /><br />
is somewhat disturbing.  </p>

<p>If I may digress a little I should write that I was enormously touched by the warmth of the audience. There were many people offering wonderful gifts and uncalled for hospitality which I wasn't really prepared for, emotionally speaking. <br />
Anyway back to my little <em>histoire</em>. <br />
I don't think I sucked but it wasn't an easy show.<br />
My first few pieces of music that I played were completely inaudible to me, indeed, I couldn't even hear my little click thingy which is in my ears. Just as importantly I couldn't see anything I was playing. Had it not been for the fact that I remembered that my feet were at the bottom of my legs I'd have been unable to press any foot pedals or any of that other stuff I do when I'm up there <em>trying</em> to do my thing.<br />
<em>Difficult.</em><br />
But once I've started the show I can't just stop playing if there's a problem and there's no point in trying to speak to them as I don't happen to need any toilet paper at that particular moment, so I play on, try to do the best I can under the circumstance and try to be professional, because lots of people paid a lot to get in and they don't need me to be throwing a sissy fit because I've had every single one of my requirements for the Lumière show ignored and would like to be somewhere else.  <br />
Now please, <em>please </em>understand I'm not in the slightest part disappointed with anyone except myself, as I really feel that by trying to present the Lumière performance in a disco was a mistake on my part. However, what could I do? Travel to the other side of the planet and then refuse to play?. No, I couldn't do that, there were so many people there with so much enthusiasm, so I tried my best and <em>endured</em> my time on stage and tried to smile and be polite to everyone who wished me well, while embarrassment and frustration raged inside. <br />
<em>Not fun.</em></p>

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me thinking, omg, why didn't I choose black?</p>

<p><br />
<strong>Part 2</strong></p>

<p>Well at least the next show wasn't in a disco so that had to be better, right?<br />
I ask you...Where would be the fun in writing this if that were true?<br />
Next night was also in Santiago in the 'best music venue for my sort of show'.<br />
<em>Ah bon?</em><br />
Hmm, I should have guessed really, I mean there were telltale signs. It sort of looked like a big bar. In fact there was a big bar, no seats, lots of bottles and glasses everywhere. <em>"Are you sure it's not a bar?"</em> I hopelessly whimper, knowing what the forthcoming evening will bring. Well I was assured otherwise but, to be frank, I've been in a few bars in my time and this certainly seemed familiar territory. Of course, never in my most stupefied haze would I have gone to a bar to watch a movie, but hey, that's just me not being open minded, right?.. Apparently not. Oh well... I have a fundamental understanding that the people who have bought tickets to my show and have bought my records for the last twenty odd years are the people who have put shoes on the feet of my children and given me the privilege of this, sometimes extraordinary and sometimes very ordinary, life that I have, so I swallow the tiny amount of pride that I have left and play my show as best as I can, wondering all the time why the film looked like it was being projected onto a bedsheet, which it appears was the case, and although I was warmly received by the audience I felt I had let them down by presenting this show in such an inappropriate setting. Oh, and there's one other thing... I sucked real bad. I had tech fuck ups, film fuck ups, finger fuck ups, looper fuck ups, pedal fuck ups, in short everything that could go wrong obligingly did so. I <em>did</em> check my flies were up before and after the set, which, had they been open as the folks of Aberdeen could bear witness, would have been the final indignity. <br />
OK call me over responsible but it's my ass up on that stage getting judged on every little imperfection, OK? and despite trying otherwise I kindly provided the audience with many imperfections that night. <br />
Umm, after the show, more wonderful people being very complimentary, lots of photos for fans, sort of twenty years ago popstar stuff as opposed to the indifference that I have become more accustomed to, and indeed as I've come to realise, more comfortable with, these days.</p>

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<p><strong>Part 3</strong></p>

<p>Went to the seaside, to play in a small theatre in the University at Valparaiso, Chile. <br />
Guess what?<br />
Nice venue, seated, big assed screen, no disco balls, no bad surprises, nice show, nice people. More what the lumiere thing is all about. <br />
Happier.<br />
Trouble is when it goes well I can't think of anything to journal about it. <br />
The sandwiches were even the correct shape in the dressing room.</p>

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<p><br />
My extended thanks to the photos that I stole from Cristian Soto L, Ronald Smith Arredondo and Jorge Matta Abad who are indeed very talented....</p>]]>

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<title>I&apos;m..</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">....going to do some shows in South America. I am, I have to say, rather intrigued by the prospect of visiting a place, one so far away from home, that people may be interested in what I have to offer....</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>....going to do some shows in South America.  I am, I have to say, rather intrigued by the prospect of visiting a place, one so far away from home,  that people may be interested in what I have to offer. In my usual fashion, I'm, you know, a little unprepared, although at this stage that seems like a largely redundant thing to type. When going to another country with weird electricals, while doing a largely electrical show...mmm well, things can fuck up, but mostly they don't, not in view of the people who watch but..well,  I can tell you now that this is one of the parts of<em> being </em>me that suck. My faith in what can happen to make things work out was readily documented her a couple of years back when I was able to find a blank DVD in a gas station, near the venue in Budapest just before going on. I really, no, really,really,really,really,really, hope that something like that doesn't have to happen again but who the fuck knows? My denial of potential problems can clearly be illustrated by my interest in the question not of what  the equipment will be like , nor even  the people or the the hospitality, which I'm sure will, of course, be perfect....no, how far away is patagonia and will I be able to eat centolla ?</p>

<p>OK artistically speaking not the most interesting dispatch, I'll grant you that but, <em>what the fuck,</em> I'll bet that you are a boring twat sometimes as well, right?</p>

<p>I mixed a most beautiful piece of music by a young gentleman from Denmark called Jonas Munk who releases his music under the name of <strong>Manual</strong>. It was somewhat more of a mix, something more like what I have done recently with <strong>Ulrich Schnauss</strong>, which is, roundly speaking, just working with his music, taking away bits that I don't like and replacing them with things I do. I swear, I <em>do</em> have the best in the world.  I've not yet met Jonas but I look forward to it.</p>

<p><strong>Ulrich Schnauss </strong>has a new CD coming out with a couple of tracks that I've worked on soon. I don't know much more. This is why I usually write all the stuff about France Telecom.<br />
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